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Sunday, August 30, 2009

Incendent at Loch Ness meets Saw

I had this dream last night that I went on a mini-holiday on a friend's houseboat over Loch Ness. Jeff wasn't with me. There was a hurricane. As if that wasn't scary enough, we got lost after the hurricane. Everyone died except for myself and 2 other people. One of them was an old co-worker, and the other was my friend Katie (as in Jacques and Katie). We floated around forever, malnourished and scared. We were finally found, and woke up in someone's home. My first thought was to call Jeff. But Jeff was already there, right next to me. We were all hooked up to machines taking our blood. I came-to and got us all free. We jumped into an SUV to escape. As we were driving away, my ex-co-worder confessed that she was behind it and was going to kill us all. I managed to fight her off and get her out of the SUV and keep driving. Katie said "we have to go back. I have to take you back to Tammy or she'll kill me." I said "no, I don't want to die and neither does Jeff." She said "those who are afraid of death are dead anyway because they're living their life in fear." I said "that's not it, I just don't feel like dying." We got into a big argument, with Jeff finally saying "FINE! LET'S GO BACK!" So we drove back. The maniac behind it all wanted to drain us of our blood. However I wasn't ready to quit fighting. Jeff said "just draw my blood. Go ahead." But his blood wasn't draining. So I attacked our captor and chopped off her hands and drained her blood and the door opened and we were free.

Blech.

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